If you want lesbian vampires, watch Lesbian Vampire Killers. Great movie.

My life without Shwann´s polls would be empty

Yeah, I'd go see that.

That was nuts! And creepy...At least Bella was pretty. I think.

Interesting... Now change the main characters to Tyra and Halle Berry... and maybe I'll think of watching it.

the girls were fugly

"No one expected the werewolf to eat vagina!"
Awesome. xDD
And seriously, to those saying they were just ugly. Settle down.
Either one, your not anywhere near attractive.
Or two, you are, have the hottest gal ever, and are going to end up miserable anyway because all you could think about was how hot she was and actually found out she's the worst person imaginable.
Settle the frick down~

"It was the best acting in a movie since Reindeer Games!" = WIN

Better than the real thing.

Lesbian vampires. How utherly cliche.