9 deviants said No matter what you do to save the tiny village from the evils that may befall it, and the world at large, you still have to pay 250 gold for that long sword.
8 deviants said There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
5 deviants said I learned that “The Cake Was A Lie.”
4 deviants said I learnt to speak more gooder.
4 deviants said Videos games have prepared me for zombie outbreaks!
3 deviants said I learned that I could go for 72 hours straight without eating, sleeping, and showering.
2 deviants said People will mostly ignore you if you hide in a cardboard box.
1 deviant said That eating magic mushrooms will make me feel better... wait, I learned that somewhere else.