Yech, none of these.

I've just gotta have full cream! I might as well not even be drinking milk if it's skim - it's just white-ish water! I have some very strong views on milk, haha, but it's an important issue! So important in fact, that I made a piece about it [link]

2% all the way! Call me girly, and I'll show you how burly I can be.

I like semi-skimmed milk in my tea but whole milk for drinking.
Occassionally I like the gold topped milk which is extra creamy
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Skim isn't like water!! XDD 2% is like cream XD and 3.25%... we could make butter by shaking it XD Haha (Brainwashed after drinking too many skimmed milk)

You drink too much 3.25% if you think skim is like water XDDDD